I have skated North Vancouver’s Park Gate skate park literally hundreds of times, yet somehow failed to spot this opportunity. Luckily, Danny Hagge’s active imagination and balls to boot have turned this unforeseen obstacle into PG’s new death gap.

Attention Parents: This is what happens to your kid when he drinks too many slurpees and inhales too much second hand magic smoke while attempting to “Shred The Gnar Brah” at your local skate park.