There’s ad copy, and then there’s bitchin ad copy. Case in point, this sweet insertion for one easy piece (a ’70s one-piece suit). “Easy on and easy off, quick as a flick of her tongue. Sexy cool crinkle cloth for those hot nights to come.” Be sure to “show where your headed in the ultimate fashion climax”, you “walking turn-on”.
As predicted, it didn’t take long for a Japanese mega-corporation to jump on the rice-paddy art bandwagon. Few forms of creative expression remain unmolested for long nowadays.
The union you’re a part of is ripping you off! Join AFSCME. Not only will they get you higher wages, they’ll bust their balls for you doing all the shit work you take for granted like picking up garbage, pushing around old ladies, and making sure that your kids don’t drink piss out of water fountains.
If you’re into multi-cultural snack foods and not lactose intolerant, peep battle of the pseudo-milks. Curdle…curdle…curdle.
Don’t waste your parents’ money on art school. All you need to do to make it big is place a different banana on your windowsill each day, photograph it, and hock off the resulting documentation as an ingenious concept. Some critics will think your a has-been, others will praise your aptitude and faculty. Being an artist is easy!
The animals will save us!
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That ad is hilarious dude is so badass.